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“Hi, Kevin Federline, listen to me dude, I know you’ve just got a job as a singing salesman at Super D Drug Store and I know you haven’t sold anything in a week. Here’s tip #1 on how to increase sales at the Super D Drug Store: When a customer comes in, step behind him, put your arms under his head and lock your hands. Now bend the neck forward and cut off his supply of spinal fluid to brain, and that’ll make him writhe with pain. Now he’s ready to buy a truckfull of Vioxx from you. But first check the Super D Drug Store sales policy before attempting this sales technique” 50-cent advised his best friend, Kevin Federline.

“YO! That’s a great sales technique, 50-Cent! I’ll check the Super D Drug Store sales policy! Tell me what sales technique I must follow if I have to sell an osteoporosis drug at the Super D Drug Store? Those are not moving fast!” Kevin almost begged 50-Cent.

“Hmm, that’s an intelligent question, Kevin! To sell osteoporosis drugs at your Super D Drug Store you gotta pull the Russian Omelet trick on your customers. Do this: Bump into your customer and make him fall, then cross his legs and fold him by pinning his shoulders to the ground upside-down and placing his legs above him. Sit on his posterior, folding the base of his spine and that should make his bones pain for life, forcing him to buy a ship-full of osteoporosis drugs from you, the super salesman at the Super D Drug Store!” 50-Cent almost congratulated Kevin Federline.

“Hot Damn, 50-Cent, you’re a wiz at selling stuff at Super D Drug Store! Okay, here comes a customer: I’m gonna do the Russian Omelet to him. I can already see myself as a manager of Super D Drug Store. Bye, 50-Cent, I got osteoporosis drugs to sell.” Kevin signed off.

“Bye, Kevin. And God Bless.” 50-Cent kept the phone down.

We haven’t heard anything yet, but do you guys know if Kevin’s been promoted yet? Let us know if you have any news about him or about Super D Drug Store.
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