Smart People at Synders International Drugs

“Yesterday I wrote a letter to the local Mafia boss saying I know someone who has a copy of their accounting book and their personal diary and that the Mafia guys can find this guy loitering around in Synders Drug Store! Ha, ha!” Mel Gibson told his best buddy Michael Richards.

“Ha, ha, Mel, what a coincidence! I did exactly the same thing yesterday! Boy, we sure think alike where Synders Drug Store is concerned!” Michael Richards replied with mirth in his tone.

“After that I spoke to a nasty woman today, who was out on parole and was suffering from PMS, that there was a guy in Synders who was abusing her behind her back. Then I gave her a sawn-off shotgun! Ha, ha, she’s gonna have a blast!” Mel rocked with happiness.

“Ha, ha, Mel, what a coincidence! I did exactly the same thing just today morning! Boy, we sure think alike where Synders Drug Store is concerned!” Michael Richards replied, his body shaking with laughter.

“Then today I called my friend’s wife and told her that her husband is gay and he’ll be hanging around in Synders with his lover today!” Mel was laughing now, there were tears in his eyes!

“Ha, ha, Mel, what a coincidence! I did exactly the same thing today! Synders Drug Store rock, baby! By the way who is the poor guy you want to victimize? Is it a Jew?” Michael Richards asked.

“Wrong! It’s you I want to victimize today! That’s why I brought you here to faff around in Synders today! Ha, ha! And whom did you want to victimize, Michael?” Mel asked. His humorous vein was throbbing.

“Oh Sh*t! And I wanted to victimize you today! That’s why I came with you here to Synders drugs! Lord save us, here come our killers!” Master Richards said with tears in his eyes.

We know that after reading this story you guys never want to shop for your drug panaceas online from Snyders drug store because they are so full of hateful people! Here’s a nice, peace-loving online drug store from Canada that you should shop from instead:

Guys, as the site mentioned above is a online discount drug store and you can order up to 3 months of drug supplies from them at a time. So hit on them NOW and start saving your cash and don’t waste time and money shopping from overpriced, over-hyped drug stores such as Synders!

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