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“Britney, baby, every time I buy from Smiths Drug Store, I get a funny feeling! Today when I was at Smiths Drug Store, I felt so depressed that I started sweating profusely!” Paris Hilton informed her bust friend Britney Spears.

“Hey, Paris, did Smiths Drug Store do that to you? I’ll fix them for ya, sweets! Anyway, what were you doing at Smiths, tootie-frootie?” Britney asked.

“I was at Smiths shopping for my mood psychosis and seizure disorder disease that I have picked up from my boyfriend, Starvos.” Paris whimpered.

“Y’know, the other day even I went to shop at that blasted Smiths Drug and I started getting this feeling that my awareness was fluctuating and then suddenly suicidal thoughts started crossing my mind. I figure I must have picked up my conditions from that two-headed alien, K-Fed and from that darned Smiths Store!” Britney said.

“(Sob) (Sob) Y’know Britney, when I was buying stuff from the shelves of the drug store, I also felt sexually dysfunctional, honey! I didn’t want to tell you this!” Paris was weeping like a willow now.

“Let’s make a pledge, Paris: From today onwards, no more shopping from Smiths Food drug store! We’ll buy our drugs online! We don’t want to turn into sexually dysfunctional robots!” Britney screeched.

“You have my vote on that, Britney. From today no more shopping from Smith!” A sobbing Paris concluded, wiping her simple eyes.

We know that after reading this story you guys may never ever want to shop for your drug supplies from the drug store because they may turn you into a schizo! Instead, we know you’re looking to buy online from a drugstore that can save you money. Here’s an online drug store from Canada that can help.

Guys, remember that the site mentioned above is a drug store in Canada, not Walgreens, and you can order up to 3 months of medications from them. So hit on them NOW and start saving your hard earned cash and don’t waste time and money shopping from overpriced, over-hyped drug stores such as Smith Food drug sore!

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