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Tom–Angelina Marriage Was Performed at a Save on Drug Store

The Save On Monthly Gazette

According to top sources, the Tom Cruise-Angelina Jolie marriage actually took place at the Save On Drug Store in USA and not at the reported venue, which was a show put on to protect their privacy.

Glimpses, vignettes and wedding trivia were presented by top sources (sources who sit on the top floor of the Save On Drug Store building) covering the wedding.

According to these sources, baby Suri cried at least twice during the nuptials, Tom’s cell phone rang at least thrice during the wedding and there were minimum 14 guests who were drunk after the vows were exchanged.

The top sources further go on to add that Victoria Spice Beckham actually farted once during the ceremony – something to which she will never agree to – and Oprah Winfrey sent some Rednecks to spoil the show.

These top sources also gossip that Tom and Angelina had a brief argument before the nuptials when Tom asked Angelina to confirm, with her hand on the Holy Bible, that she wasn’t a man. Angelina also sulked before the nuptials when she found out that Tom was going to present her with a wooden ring because he couldn’t afford diamonds as he was no longer In the Mission Impossible series. Of course, Tom dismissed Angelina’s mood by casually attributing it to PMS, something that angered Angelina further.

Angelina also expressed her disappointment at the fact that Tom had lied to her when he told her about his “length”. Apparently, he was talking about his large intestine.

That Save On Drug Store was the real venue of the marriage is proved beyond doubt by these sensational tidbits.

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