Rite Aide Has Wrong Price

The guys at Right Aide drug store were in a fix. OJ Simpson, their customer, was making life a living hell out of them and giving them a bad name too.

OJ Simpson was kind of bugged with Right Aide drug store because he felt they overcharged – and that was unethical by OJ’s standards. Hey, don’t get us wrong – We don’t agree with OJ’s other standards!

One day OJ decided to get back at Right Aide drug store by buying products from their store and playing deadly pranks on his friends. So, the first thing he bought from Right Aide drug store was a tube of hardener. Then he sneaked into his best buddy Mel Gibson’s house and poured the hardener along into some “bondo” (the stuff they use for patching up small holes in cars) and then deposited this mix into Mel Gibson’s shampoo bottle. Then he wrote a small note for Mel that read “Compliments from the Right Aide drug store. ” and placed the shampoo in a bouquet of flowers and left it in Mel’s room. We don’t know what happened after that. (Did you know that car putty or “bondo”, when mixed with hardener makes a mix that is almost impossible to dislodge?)

The next day, OJ went to Britney’s Spear’s house with 2 bananas and a liter of carbonated drink, which he had purchased from Right Aide drug store. He informed Britney that Kevin Federline loved her so much that he had sent her these gifts especially for her and that Kevin had requested OJ to oversee Britney consuming this gift of love. Britney was happy; she consumed the two bananas and then quaffed down the carbonated drink. The result was disastrous: the potassium from the bananas and the carbon from the drink mixed, together, raced up to Britney’s nose and exploded causing Britney to be hospitalized.

As they were taking Britney on a stretcher, OJ told her, “Remember, Kevin picked up this stuff from Right Aide drug store.”

On the third day, OJ rested. He wanted to get creative on that day because he wanted to conjure up more evil ideas.

Meanwhile, Right Aide drug store had lost 2 valuable customers in just 2 days.

We know that you’re pretty put off by OJ’s antics – we feel the same too. We also know that you’d like to avoid Right Aide drug store and shop for your drug supplies peacefully from home. Okay, you can shop safely and very, very cheaply (much cheaper than Right Aide drug store) from this site: www.daviddrugs.com.

Guys, we want you to remember that the site mentioned above is a Candian drug store and you can order up to 3 months of drug supplies from them. So hit on them NOW and start saving your beautiful cash.

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