Rite Aid Has Wrong Price

“Hey, Rite Aid Drug Store salesman: 3 packs of Viagra and 144 rubbers for me and a kilo of sleeping pills for my girlfriend here, Beyonce Knowles. And make it quick.” Jay-Z barked into the face of the Rite Aid Drug Store salesman.

“Sure sir, anything else” The Rite Aid Drug Store salesman enquired.

“Yeah, you have any weed or drugs that turn you into a wild animal on dates, Rite Aid Drug Store salesman? Gimme those too.” Jay-Z.

“Err, sir, we don’t stock weed, but we have those date drugs you need. Date drugs coming up, sir! Anything else?” The Rite Aid Drug Store salesman enquired further sensing further sales.

“Ok, now gimme some French fries, a malted milkshake and a pack of colas. And I need you to do me a favor.” Jay-Z told the Rite Aid Drug Store salesman.

“French fries and milkshakes coming up sir. Can I fix you guys some ice cream Sundaes too? Anything else you’d need, respected customer? And what favor can I do for you sir – I’ll do anything for you, sir!” The Rite Aid Drug Store salesman spoke with respect in his voice now.

“Yeah, now follow me into the car and show me how to put on these rubbers you sold me, Mr. Rite Aid Drug Store salesman! Do it now or I’ll fire this here fine weapon into your ears!” Jay-Z said holding a Kalashnikov, and with insatiable lust in his voice.

The Rite Aid Drug Store salesman quivered and shook. He had to now dance to Jay-Z’s tunes.

We know that after reading this story you guys never ever want to bother much about Rite Aid Drug Store because their salesmen have such bad reputations! Here’s a nice, peace-loving online Canadian drug store that’s focused on selling drugs and which can care for your entire family by giving you discounted prices on drugs: www.daviddrugs.com.

Guys, as the site mentioned above is a Canadian online drug store and you can order up to 3 months of drug supplies from them. So hit on them NOW and start saving your beautiful cash and don’t waste time and money shopping from overpriced, over-hyped drug stores such as Rite Aid Drug Store!

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