Go Global With Your Drug Needs

“These green herbs that I have purchased so cheap from a foreign drug store will now be placed on your aching back, then I shall whip thee with many a whack!” Paris Hilton chanted witch-style. She was giving her buddy Britney Spears exotic massages because Britney’s, head, spine and posterior were hurting bad as she had fallen off the 5th story of her house.

“Will you stop your chants about that foreign drug store and stick to the massage, please!” Britney screamed.

“I shall now burn and melt this painkiller Celebrex on the back of your head, that foreign drug store sold it at 50% off, it must be said!” Paris was unperturbed as she continued chanting.

“Paris, you nutcase, melting a Celebrex which you have bought so cheaply from your foreign drug store will not kill my pain! I need to swallow it, Paris! Please don’t do this to me!” Britney pleaded.

“Let me now stuff a 500mg Lipitor up your fattened posterior, it’ll reduce the inflammation when it reaches your interior.” There was no stopping Paris now. Her mystery foreign drug store had saved her so much cash that she had gone stark raving mad. She was cackling away like a witch.

“Help me someone from this mad b*tch!” Britney cried as she passed out.

We don’t know what happened next but we’ve heard that this was the reason why Paris and Britney have stopped talking to each other lately.

We know that after reading this story you guys will want to shop for your drug supplies from a foreign drug store because it saves you cash and punishes idiocy! Here’s an online Canadian drug store that can help you out, the online drug store.

Guys, remember that the site mentioned above is a Canadian drug store and you can order up to 3 months of drug supplies from them. So hit on this foreign drug store NOW and start saving your beautiful cash and don’t waste time and money shopping from overpriced, over-hyped drug stores!

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