“President Bush, you’ve just signed that nuclear bill and I’m afraid it may have exposed you to radiation. Please buy yourself some discount anti-radiation medicine from an online discount drug store.” Condi said to her mentor, Bush, running her fingers through his oily hair.

“Two things Condi: First, signing that nuclear bill can’t give me radiation, it may give me osteoporosis though. Second, why do you want me to buy from an online discount drug store, why not from a regular drugstore?” President Bush enquired, cocking his left eyebrow.

“President Bush, we have wasted billions of dollars on the wars of Iraq and Afghanistan. We need to save the taxpayers some money. I know of a secret online discount drug store that sell drugs so cheap, you’ll never buy from an American drugstore ever again. C’mon, let’s give the taxpayers a little gift from our side.” Condi persisted.

“Hmm.. you may have a point there, Condi. But, tell me if I sit next to a computer screen and buy my drug supplies from this secret online discount drug store, won’t the computer screen expose me to radiation too?” Bush asked intelligently.

Condi was nonplussed: For the first time in his career, the President had asked her an unanswerable question! And he was right, sitting next to computer screens and buying drugs from online discount drug stores would expose the President to computer radiation. Condi was filled with remorse – she could have given a better idea. She began to sob softly.

“Hey, Condi, don’t cry. Okay, I will buy my drug supplies from your secret online discount drug store and use that extra cash to attack North Korea. Is that okay with you, Condi?” An emotional Bush gently asked Condi.

“Oh, Sir, you’re my hero!” Condi replied, calming down.

We know, we know that after reading this story you guys too want to shop for your drug supplies from Condi’s secret online discount drug store so that can save you enough money to start a war. Okay, here is the address from where Condi buys her drugs: online drug store.

Guys, we want you to remember that the site mentioned above is a Candian drug store and you can order up to 3 months of drug supplies from them. So hit on them NOW and start saving your beautiful cash.

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