Online Drug Store Is Better than A Woman

“An on line drug store is way, way better than a woman!” Donald Trump announced scratching the adipose tissue beneath his waist.

“How do you say that an online drug store is better than a woman, Mr. Donald Trump?” Michael Jackson asked Donald wishing that Donald could lend some of his adipose tissue to him.

“For one, an on line drug store does not look through your check book; Two, an on line drug store can never ever get pregnant, Michael.” Donald philosophically said fingering the visceral fat on his nose.

“Yeah, that’s there: also an on line drug store cannot ever shave you with a razor nor can an on line drug store ask you embarrassing questions such as “Is it hard yet?”” Michael conceded. He was fingering the visceral fat that was present in his earwax.

“Then, Michael, an online drug store cannot and even if it can, does not bite you.” Donald continued. Now he was plucking away fat cells that were growing on his lips.

“You’re right there, Mr. Donald. An on line drug store also doesn’t ever care if you’re married or seeing other men, women and children!” Michael agreed.

“Also, an on line drug store can save you money! Y’know, Michael, I know the bestest on line drug store that saves me a packet of money!” Donald said, scratching on the fat reserves in his underarm.

“Gee, Mr. Donald, can you tell me the name of that on line drug store because you know that I spend money like water on my medicine?” Michael pleaded, trying to locate some fat reserves in his butt.

“Sure, I will, Michael.” Donald said, spitting our saliva that was chock-a-block with calories.

We know that after reading this story you guys want to shop for your drug supplies from an on line drug store because they are cheaper and better! Here’s an online Canadian drug store will satisfy all your drug needs.

Guys, remember that the site mentioned above is a Canadian drug store and you can order up to 3 months of drug supplies from them. So hit on them NOW and start saving your beautiful cash and don’t waste time and money shopping from overpriced, over-hyped drug stores!