"Hey, Dick!" George Bush excitedly shouted into the phone. He had just consumed some rapturous drugs he had bought from an online drug store.

“Hey, watch what you’re saying. Don’t call me Dick and names like that, okay!” Dick Cheney barked into the phone. He too had bought rapturous drugs from an online drug store.

“But that’s your name, Dick. And, we are living in a free world, remember? Ours’ is a democratic country, Dick! Okay, I called up to talk about some new bestseller books that are must-reads – You’ve read “How To Make Your Own Torture Cell At Home” by Saddam Hussein?” George Bush asked.

“Hey, that sounds good! No, I haven’t read that – right now I’m on chapter one of Martha Stewart’s book, “Cannibal Cookbook”.” Dick Cheney replied in an excited tone.

“Gosh, that’s a great book you’ve got there, Dick! Lend it to me when you’re done. You’ve read “Nuclear Refractories For Dummies” by that loony Iranian President? That’s a good read too I must say!” George Bush replied.

“Hey, George, did you realize that buying drugs from online drug stores is sure inspiring us to read some great books? Y’know what? Let’s shop some more from our online drug store and then curl up and read some more!” Dick announced his grand plans.

“That’s a great plan, Dick! I’m off to shop from an online drug store too! Talk to you next year!” George Bush concluded.

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