It gives us pleasure to inform you that your bio-data fits the profile of a drug store com salesman and we would be glad to represent you to all our clients who are interested in your profile.

You have mentioned that your hobby is to rotate swiveling chairs while sitting on them – we urge you not to display this talent during your interview with any drug store com company. You must also take proper medication for your bladder control weakness before you meet any drug store.com representative – the meeting can go on for over an hour!

Also, please strike off two items from your experience list: 1) My lust for men in suits is well documented, and, 2) I’ve been credited with the path breaking idea of drinking dog’s blood during my apprenticeship in The Cult Of Satan’s Underarms. Many drug store.com executives may not appreciate such skills.

We also find your statement “I’m hoping for some sexual harassment” not politically correct in the “My Ideal Workplace” section of your resume. All drug store.com companies will not fall for this line.

And, oh yeah, before we forget, strike out that other hobby of yours’: Pee-peeing in desk drawers. Remember, drug store.com companies do not have desks and you will be required to work online, and maybe, from your house where you can pee-pee wherever you like.

If You want to find an online drug store that will satisfy all your drug needs, simly visit our store and start saving money. Dont over pay for your brand name prescription meds buying them from a regular online pharmacy. You thought you need to find a drug store, we are giving it to you. Everything you could possibly need from Effexor to Crestor, Cytotec, Femara through Avandia, Atrovent and Zocor. We have it all. So please, dont waste your time, efforts and money. Doing business with our online drug store is the best decision you will have made in years.

Your’s Sincerely,

HoreSon Enron

President

P.S.: Now can you please remove the gun from my head?


We know that after reading this letter you guys always want to shop for your drug supplies online from a drug store.com because their employees are so far away from you! Here’s a nice, neat online drug store that is staffed with polite employees.

Guys, as the site mentioned above is a Canadian online drug store and you can order up to 3 months of drug supplies from them. So hit on them NOW and start saving your beautiful cash and don’t waste time and money shopping from overpriced, over-hyped drug stores!

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