Eckerd Drug Store For Honeymooners' Love Talk
Angelina
Jolie and Tom Cruise decided to celebrate their honeymoon in
a novel and exciting fashion – they decided to stroll
up and down the aisles of Eckerd Drug Store for 3 whole
days non-stop.
On the second day of their honeymoon, both were feeling a bit
tired. Maybe, Tom shouldn’t have worn his 3-piece suit
and his formal shoes and Angelina should have kept off her high
heels. Maybe they should have chosen Walgreens instead of Eckerd
Drug Store. We don’t know.
“Katie, you eyes are looking beautiful on right here in
Eckerd Drug Store! I’m sorry, I meant Angelina, not Katie.
Angelina, I love you and I love your sister too. For that matter
your dad too!” A tired Tom Cruise squeaked to Angelina.
“Tom, you should know that I love you too. Just like a
brother.” A tired Angelina replied.
“Eh? What did you say? I heard you say you love me like
a brother, ha, ha! Okay, you must also know I love both of you!”
Tom said; his feet were dragging now.
“Tom you must know that how much ever you say you love
me, you cannot have my can of Budweiser! You have to wait till
you get to the Eckerd Drug Store aisle where they sell the beer!”
A tired but determined Angelina replied.
“Okay, I’ll wait, Angie. Listen I love you very
much and I’ll appreciate if you could put down that sawn-off
shotgun you’re slinging on your shoulder!” Tom nervously
said to Angelina.
“That’s not a shotgun Tom! Gawd, you’re imagining
things! That must be the drugs talking! Because that’s
a bazooka! You’re lucky I love you, Tom!” Angelina
said.
“I love you too, baby doll.” Tom laughed and concluded
the love talk. They had miles to go at Eckerd Drug Store before
they slept (with each other).
We know that after reading this story you guys never ever want
to bother much about Eckerd Drug Store because they rent out
their place to honeymooners! Here’s a nice, peace-loving
online Canadian drug store that’s focused on selling drugs
and which can care for your entire family by giving you discounted
prices on drugs: www.daviddrugs.com.
Guys, as the site mentioned above is a Canadian online drug
store and you can order up to 3 months of drug supplies from
them. So hit on them NOW and start saving your beautiful cash
and don’t waste time and money shopping from overpriced,
over-hyped drug stores such as Eckerd Drug Store!
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