Eckerd's Drug Store

Angelina Jolie and Tom Cruise decided to celebrate their honeymoon in a novel and exciting fashion – they decided to stroll up and down the aisles of Eckerd Drug Store for 3 whole days non-stop.

On the second day of their honeymoon, both were feeling a bit tired. Maybe, Tom shouldn’t have worn his 3-piece suit and his formal shoes and Angelina should have kept off her high heels. Maybe they should have chosen Walgreens instead of Eckerd Drug Store. We don’t know.

“Katie, you eyes are looking beautiful on right here in Eckerd Drug Store! I’m sorry, I meant Angelina, not Katie. Angelina, I love you and I love your sister too. For that matter your dad too!” A tired Tom Cruise squeaked to Angelina.

“Tom, you should know that I love you too. Just like a brother.” A tired Angelina replied.

“Eh? What did you say? I heard you say you love me like a brother, ha, ha! Okay, you must also know I love both of you!” Tom said; his feet were dragging now.

“Tom you must know that how much ever you say you love me, you cannot have my can of Budweiser! You have to wait till you get to the Eckerd Drug Store aisle where they sell the beer!” A tired but determined Angelina replied.

“Okay, I’ll wait, Angie. Listen I love you very much and I’ll appreciate if you could put down that sawn-off shotgun you’re slinging on your shoulder!” Tom nervously said to Angelina.

“That’s not a shotgun Tom! Gawd, you’re imagining things! That must be the drugs talking! Because that’s a bazooka! You’re lucky I love you, Tom!” Angelina said.

“I love you too, baby doll.” Tom laughed and concluded the love talk. They had miles to go at Eckerd Drug Store before they slept (with each other).

We know that after reading this story you guys never ever want to bother much about Eckerd Drug Store because they rent out their place to honeymooners! Here’s a nice, peace-loving online Canadian drug store that’s focused on selling drugs and which can care for your entire family by giving you discounted prices on drugs: www.daviddrugs.com.

Guys, as the site mentioned above is a Canadian online drug store and you can order up to 3 months of drug supplies from them. So hit on them NOW and start saving your beautiful cash and don’t waste time and money shopping from overpriced, over-hyped drug stores such as Eckerd Drug Store!

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