“Paris, no, I don’t think you can whip me with a drug store chain; at least I don’t think a drug store chain can be used for kinky purposes.” Britney Spears informed her best buddy Paris Hilton. Britney was lying on the bed, facedown, while Paris was standing above her. Both ladies were sporting fashionable leather bondage gear.

“Be reasonable, Britney: I have the Oxford Dictionary right here in my hands here and it says that a chain is a series of metal rings or links fitted into one another to make a flexible ligament. If so, why can’t a drug store chain be a flexible ligament? Why shouldn’t I be able to whip you with a drug store chain?” An angry Paris questioned Britney’s logic.

“Paris, a chain can mean anything! According to me chain stands for Sir Ernst Boris Chain, a British biochemist who isolated and purified penicillin! So, that’s my logic for saying that you can’t whip me with a drug store chain! Understand!” Britney furiously replied.

“That’s such a mean thing to say, Britney! You’re just ridiculing my creative ideas about a drug store chain!” Paris Hilton said in a disgusted tone.

“Will you shut your mouth and stop your drug store chain chatter and start whipping me with that nail-club you’re holding in your hand! And, please throw away your Oxford dictionary now! Read it in the loo or when you’re taking a shower or something! OK?” Britney was screaming now.

A hurt and emotionally upset threw away her Oxford dictionary and started clubbing Britney with her nail-club. In her heart, Paris knew she was right about the drug store chain bit and that Britney was just jealous of her.

We know that after reading this story you guys will never want to shop for your drug supplies from a namby-pamby drug store chain because Britney and Paris have spoiled their name! Here’s a solid online Canadian drug store that has a clean reputation: www.daviddrugs.com.

Guys, as the site mentioned above is a Canadian online drug store and you can order up to 3 months of drug supplies from them. So hit on them NOW and start saving your beautiful cash and don’t waste time and money shopping from rude, overpriced, over-hyped drug store chains!

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