“Dude, Nil Gallagher, I’m just out of Cocaine rehab and you’re the first person I’m meeting. Of course, before meeting you, I surfed to my favorite online Canada Drug Store, and picked up three months stock of anti-cocaine-addiction drugs from there!” Tom Chaplainesque informed his best buddy Nil Gallagher. Both these dudes were rock stars.

“So, no more of white magic for you? Hmm, why don’t you get hooked on sniffing gasoline and get into rehab for that! Maybe you can buy anti-gasoline-sniffing drugs from your online Canada Drug Store!” Nil chided.

“Hey, Nil, stop teasing me dude. Ok, I’ll have a whiskey right away just to prove you that I’m no pansy! And, I don’t need drugs from my online Canada Drug Store to kick my whiskey habit!” Tom was getting angry now.

“Here’s your double shot, Tom. How about snacking on psilocybin mushrooms and peyote cactus while having our drinks? Then we can get our "visions" as well. Later, maybe you can buy some anti-hallucinogen drugs from your online Canada Drug Store, ha ha, you baby!”

“Okay, I’ll snack on these Nil!” Tom almost shouted in reaction to Nil’s teasing. How dare Nil tease him about his favorite online Canada Drug Store!

“That’s nice to know, Tom. Here mix these Valium pills in your whiskey, Tom. Now we’ll get drowsy and get our visions too. Time for baby to open his favorite online Canada Drug Store website, ding-dong, ha ha!”

Tom was furious; he mixed 5 Valium pills in his whiskey. When he woke up, he was at his rehab center with a long prescription of new drugs. Gingerly, he headed for our online Canada Drug Store.

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