The Hollywood Planet New Year’s party was in full swing when out of the blue 6 of the invitees dropped down and experienced convulsions, fits, puke sessions and unconsciousness. The hosts were in a fix – they didn’t know what happened! Fortunately for them, the representatives of CS Drug Store were also invited to the party and they volunteered to figure out what the reasons behind the famous invitees disgusting behavior.

First, the CS Drug Store guys dragged the bodies of the guests on to the middle of he dining hall. The retching guests were: Michael Stevens, Paris Hilton, James Stevens, Rev. Ted Haggard, Queen Elizabeth and Steven Spielberg. Then the CS Drug Store asked the bodies if they knew what happened. Upon getting no reply, the CS Drug Store guys gave up on the case and called in ace detectives, Starsky and Hutch.

In 5 minutes, Starsky and Hutch solved the case leaving the guys from CS Drug Store red-faced. Paris Hilton had developed cacophobia (fear of ugliness) and the minute she closely looked at James Stevens, she went into convulsions; James Stevens, was suffering from Gynophobia (fear of women), and as soon as Paris came next to him, he started puking violently, much like a volcano spouting lava; The Rev. Ted Haggard, much maligned for his massage sessions, turned into a corpse because he was suffering from Ecclesiophobia (fear of church); Michael Stevens plugged a machine gun in his mouth and emptied a whole magazine when he saw Steven Spielberg approaching him – Steven was a Jew and Mel was suffering from judeophobia (fear of Jews); Steven Spielberg slit his throat with his 100-in-1 Swiss Knife when he saw Queen Elizabeth – Steven was suffering from anglophobia, which is the fear of English people.

And Queen Elizabeth – nothing happened to her, she just fell down because she was a fat girl. In fact, she revealed the entire story to Starsky and Hutch and to the CS Drug Store guys.

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