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Naomi What was obsessed with her hit film, King Kongo. She was living in with her Category A hypertensive boyfriend Leiv Schwinehundt, who had to take Norvasc and Pravastatin daily. Naomi was taking Premarin, an estrogen replacement therapy, ever since she finished King Kongo. Both Naomi and Leiv bought Canadian drugs (generics) of Norvasc, Pravastatin and Premarin from our online drugstore.

Day in and day out Naomi dreamt about King Kongo until she grew doubly obsessed with the character. Her Premarin intake doubled and though she was giving our online drugstore double the business, we wanted to tell her that so much medication was not good. But how can an online drugstore talk? Could our online drugstore pick up the phone and tell Naomi to control herself? No, our online drugstore couldn’t. So we kept quiet.

One day when Leiv was sleeping soundly after taking Pravastatin and 200mg of a mind-calming drug (which too he was buying from our online drugstore), Naomi slipped into a gorilla costume she had stealthily bought earlier in the day. Wearing the costume, she crept up on the snoring Leiv and violently planted a gorillan mouth-to-mouth kiss on his snoring lips.

Leiv freaked out and had to be taken to the hospital on a stretcher. He was mumbling incoherently while being deposited into the ambulance. We were sure that he would need stronger drugs from now on. We expected him back at our online drugstore sometime soon.

This was the real story about Live and Naomi’s breakup. It’s good they were purchasing their medication from our online drugstore, or both would have broken up with their cash too! How about you? Are you buying from online drugstore or are you allowing USA drugstores to fleece you? Remember, when you purchase prescription drugs from our online drugstore, you can save up to 90% of your hard-earned money on branded drugs and generics! We can even get you a Canadian Rx for your valid USA Rx! Prices at our online drugstore are cheaper because the Canadian government controls Canadian drug prices; the quality of drugs is the same as you get in USA!

Don’t waste your money buying from expensive USA drugstores. Start buying from our online drugstore!