Wall Drug Store

Off The Wall Drug Store

Tara Connor, Miss USA, had partied so hard that she had gone off the wall and had to renter a rehab clinic that had an exclusive tie-up with Wall Drug Store.

“Ms. Tara Connor, our rehab center is staffed with highly qualified staff who will provide you with stimulating therapeutic activities and medicine that we source from Wall Drug Store. Are you ready to begin?” Her caretaker at the rehab center asked her.

“Wall Drug Store, even I buy my supplies from there! Okay, I’m ready to start my rehab! Say, your pig tails are making you look like Snoop Dogg!” Tara replied.

“I’m looking like Snoop Dogg because I am Snoop Dogg, Tara. Jay-Z, 50-Cent and P-Diddly and me are doing volunteer work out here! Okay, let’s stop talking about this Wall Drug Store and git down to business! In your first therapeutic activity, that nymphomaniac Jay-Z will tie your arms to posts and 50-Cent will flog you for being a bad girl, then all of us volunteers will put on surgical gloves, masks and latex leggings and take off our worldly clothes and do real-life things to you, then that we’ll ring up Wall Drug Store and order the medication you will need when we are through with you.” Snoop replied matter-of-factly.

“Gosh! I hope after all this therapy you guys order my medication from Wall Drug Store in time!” Tara exclaimed.

“You ain’t heard the whole bit, Tara. After this we’ll all rest, then wake up, empty our stomachs and all of us will ingest 2C-B, a psychoactive compound that is also known as an erotic empathogen which we’re thinking of ordering from Wall Drug Store. Then we won’t remember what will happen. This will be the daily routine out here.” Snoop the volunteer concluded.

“WOW! I’m gonna tell Mr. Donald Trump that I always wanna be in rehab all the time from now on! Yay for Wall Drug Store!” Tara excitedly announced.

We know that after reading this story you guys may never ever want to shop for your drug supplies from Wall Drug Store because: i) they are spoiling Miss America, and, ii) they are overpriced! Instead, you can save lots of cash shopping your drugs from an online Canadian drug store called Canada Drugs.

Guys, remember that the site mentioned above is a Canadian drug store and you can order up to 3 months of drug supplies from them. So hit on them NOW and start saving your beautiful cash and don’t waste time and money shopping from overpriced, over-hyped drug stores such as Wall Drug Store!