We Are a Drugstore and We Have Answers!

One day Paris Hilton was on instant messenger with our online Drug Store . This is how the messages went:

Paris: Hi, online Drug Store , what medicine should I take if I’m scared to death? Please help me, online Drug Store.

We: Hmm, that’s an interesting question, Ms. Paris. Maybe we can ship you some OTC tranquilizers?

Paris: No, I’m scared to death of tranquilizers and that’s why I’m asking. Okay, I also seem to have developed an allergy to saliva. You have a cure for that, smarty online Drug Store ?

We: We can ship you a whole lot of chewing gum and that’ll take care of your allergy, Ms. Paris.

Paris: That’s great – you do that right away, okay. But wait, I’m allergic to my boyfriend’s saliva! How will chewing gum help me, online Drug Store ?

We: Well, you can feed him the gum then and you won’t have to bother much about his saliva!

Paris: Excellent suggestion, online Drug Store ! I love you guys! Okay, now tell me, how the hell do they get the air inside those bubble wraps?

We: We don’t know the answer to that one, but maybe we can ship you a container full of bubble-wraps and you can study them in greater detail and inform us too?

Paris: Wonderful suggestion, online Drug Store ! Okay, ship me that too. Now, last question, do you think that the hit song “Who Let the Dogs Out” should have won a Grammy?

We found this last question so offensive that our online Drug Store guys signed out of their instant messenger and focused their attention on shipping chewing gum and bubble wrappers to her.

We know that after reading this letter you guys will always want to buy from our online Drug Store because we take care even of small orders such as chewing gum and bubble wrappers. Here’s our online Drug Store name and address: Canada Drugstore.

Guys, our online Drug Store mentioned above is a Canadian online Drug Store and you can order up to 3 months of drug supplies from them. So hit on us NOW and start saving your beautiful cash and don’t waste time and money shopping from overpriced, over-hyped drug stores!