24 Hour Drug Stores

Hey there, 24 hour drug store, I heard you’re some kinda jumpin’ jack flash and all that and you’re open all night?

This is what Mick wrote to us in an email.
Naturally, sir, being a 24 hour drug store, we’ll be open all the time. That, plus, we’re an online 24 hour drug store, so that’s an advantage.

We emailed him back.
Okay, you friendly 24 hour drug store mail help guys. I wanna surprise, surprise, I wanna behave like 10 wild horses, I wanna satisfaction, I wanna feel like I’m 2000 light years away from home. You got medication to get me this kinda feel, 24 hour drug store mail help guys?

Mick wrote back to us.
Sir, if you’re looking for Viagra, then our 24 hour drug store doesn’t sell it.

We wrote back to Mick.
Viagra! Naah, Man, I don’t need that sh*t! Gimme some crazy mama stuff that’ll make me sway like a dandelion. And send me 3-month’s supplies.

Mick replied back to us.
Excuse us, Mr. Mick, but our drug store that is open all night doesn’t get what you’re trying to say in your email.

We wrote back. We really didn’t understand what he wanted.

Listen, you jiving sister fanny 24 hour drug store! Can’t you understand that I wanna be stoned. I’m not asking for brown sugar coz you can’t always get what you want! Send me 3 months’ supply of addictive cough syrup. That’s hot stuff to me.

Mick then wrote us this flame email.

Our drug store in 24 hours could have told Mick that he could buy as much cough syrup he wanted from his neighborhood drugstore, but we didn’t want to break his heart, we didn’t want to let him down. So our drug store shipped him his supplies and made a modest profit out of the deal because we don’t overcharge.

We know, we know that after reading this story you guys are eager to buy drugs at heavily discounted prices from Mike’s favorite 24 hour drug store. Okay, here you go: The name is: Online Drug Store don’t mail us; we have a toll-free number, call us anytime.

Guys, we want you to remember that the site mentioned above is a online Canada drug store and you can order up to 3 months of drug supplies from them. So hit on them NOW and start saving your beautiful cash.

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